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Nick Diaz May Be Able To Kick Your Ass, But...

Posted by The Mouth! on September 7, 2011 at 7:10 PM

By "The Mouth," Rogue MMA Commentator

This just in... Nick Diaz can probably kick your ass, but if you ask him to speak at your kid's grammar school graduation, he will run screaming.

After multiple missed press junkets, Nick Diaz has been pulled from his October 29, UFC 137 showdown with the champ, George St. Pierre. Now, before you all go saying that he is run...

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It's Official... The UFC Has Purchased Monster Island (Lesnar vs. Overeem Announced!)

Posted by Mark Figula on September 6, 2011 at 4:20 PM

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By "The Mouth," Rogue MMA Commentator

It has been a big year for the UFC! First they buy out Strikeforce - the only real competitor on the block. Next, they pen a deal with Fox - making Republicans around The States even more sure that their news is the best. Now this... They have purchased Monster Island! It was an e...

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UFC 127 Review: The Mouth! Style

Posted by Mark Figula on February 27, 2011 at 2:57 AM

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By "The Mouth," Rogue MMA Commentator

While it may not have been as good, nor as hyped as a vegemite sandwich, we all got treated to the 127th installation of UFC pay per view events this fine night (or afternoon if you're an Aussie). And after much talk, some not so favorable gambling lines, and man in a mask, here are the les...

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3 Reasons Fitch Wins - So Says the Mouth!

Posted by Mark Figula on February 23, 2011 at 12:22 AM

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By "The Mouth," Rogue MMA Commentator

There are two things no one can accuse me of in this cyberlife:

Hugging the nuts of any fighter.
Being a _____ willow when it comes to making a fight prediction.

Thusly stated, I wish to give you another list. Despite the 63% of the MMA voting population who have predicted a Penn victory (39% by KO!), I giv...

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UFC Fight For The Troops Results - The Mouth! Style

Posted by Mark Figula on January 22, 2011 at 11:55 PM

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By "The Mouth," Rogue MMA Commentator

Two things happened when I planted my derriere on the couch to watch tonight's "Fight For The Troops' UFC card:

I relived the moment of puberty as my nutsack reappeared after its hiatus due to 12 degree fahrenheit temperatures here in the Jerz.
I emb...

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UFC 125 Review: The Mouth! Style

Posted by Mark Figula on January 2, 2011 at 1:57 AM

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By "The Mouth," Rogue MMA Commentator

If the Mayans are to be believed, this is the second to last New Year's card we shall ever get. Or perhaps it's just the people who want to sell books and movies about the Mayans... As usual, I begin by digressing, though...

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Apparently You Can Win MMA Matches With Moves You Learned Watching "The Matrix"

Posted by Mark Figula on December 17, 2010 at 12:35 PM

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By "The Mouth," Rogue MMA Commentator

Watch and learn, young Padawan...

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UFC 124 Recap - The Mouth! Style

Posted by Mark Figula on December 12, 2010 at 12:53 AM

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By "The Mouth," Rogue MMA Commentator

I know three things about Montreal:

They have the highest hottie per capita rate of any city.
Their cab drivers will actually tell you your destination is only a block away instead of taking your dumb American ass around the city on a scenic tour and ...

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Conspiracy Alert! (TUF 12 in the Eyes of The Mouth!)

Posted by Mark Figula on December 5, 2010 at 3:29 AM

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By "The Mouth," Rogue MMA Commentator

Don King is trying to kill MMA. There, I said it. It's the only explanation for two of the judges in tonight's TUF 12 live event giving Leonard Garcia the win over Nam Phan. Remember folks, the judges aren't hired by the UFC, they are put in place by the state athletic co...

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TUF 12 Finale Afterthoughts

Posted by Mark Figula on December 2, 2010 at 2:00 AM

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By "The Mouth," Rogue MMA Commentator

Another TUF 12 season is in the books and I'm left wondering what the heck I'm going to do with myself on Wednesday nights. My short list includes: making pottery with my feet, going to MMA forums and calling people stupid (that's what they are for, right?), beginning a career in competition eating, and becoming a s...

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