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Five MMA Things to be Thankful About...

Posted by Mark Figula on November 24, 2010 at 4:02 PM Comments comments (3)

 

By "The Mouth," Rogue MMA Commentator 

  • 1621: Plymouth colonists and Wampanoag Indians share an autumn harvest feast.
  • 1621.5: Plymouth colonists thank the Wampanoag Indians by launching into a massive ass kicking campaign and taking all their land.
  • 1863: "Abe" Lincoln proclaimed a national Thanksgiving Day to be held each November.  What a great way t...
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UFC 123 Recap - The Mouth! Style

Posted by Mark Figula on November 21, 2010 at 2:12 AM Comments comments (0)


By "The Mouth," Rogue MMA Commentator  


A couple of years ago, I dropped a couple hundred grand to spend four years learning that electrons aren't really there... They are just PROBABLY "there."  By comparison, the lessons learned at tonight's UFC 123 seem awfully cheap for the $54.95 pay per view buy!...

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Walk-In Song Anyone?

Posted by Mark Figula on November 18, 2010 at 3:07 AM Comments comments (0)

Calling all fighters... If you want a walk-in song that is all your own - never been used before - absolutely virginal - completely BADASS!  Check out what The Mouth! has gone and done:


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UFC 123 Predictions

Posted by Mark Figula on November 18, 2010 at 12:42 AM Comments comments (9)


Editorial By "The Mouth," Rogue MMA Commentator


My job is to write about MMA.  My colleagues do the same.  Do we talk about fights around the water cooler?  Maybe if "the boss" could afford a real office, we would.  Maybe if we didn't all cyber-commute, we all would have ...

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UFC 122 Recap - The Mouth! Style

Posted by Mark Figula on November 14, 2010 at 12:11 AM Comments comments (0)



By "The Mouth," Rogue MMA Commentator 


It appears, my friends that my personal touch to fight recaps was rather well received.   Ah yes, I remember it like it was yesterday... UFC 121 and my colleagues all too ...

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It's All In The Editing!

Posted by Mark Figula on November 6, 2010 at 1:16 AM Comments comments (0)



By "The Mouth," Rogue MMA Commentator


Calling all morons who think that there is anything real about "reality TV."  Yeah, the TUF show is minus all the scripting bullshit you get from most banality TV, but the truth is still in the hands of the editors.  Don't believe me?  Check out this more complete b-roll of last week's eve...

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UFC 121 Results - The Mouth! Style

Posted by Mark Figula on October 24, 2010 at 1:19 AM Comments comments (0)

By "The Mouth," Rogue MMA Commentator

Viva México!  I say that, not only because we have a Mexican heavyweight world champion, but because my colleagues are apparently getting drunk in Mexico right now.  Thus I am left with the task of giving you tonight's results in my oh...
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Friends Don't Fight Friends!

Posted by Mark Figula on October 21, 2010 at 5:40 PM Comments comments (0)
By "The Mouth," Rogue MMA Commentator

Are you sitting in a comfy chair?  Put on some music, why don't you?  Maybe the old classic, "Stand by Me."  Pour yourself a glass of shiraz and sip it whilst reminiscing about your innocent youth.  Next, I want you to light a candle and go through your favorite bat...
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The Future of The Lightweight Division?

Posted by Mark Figula on October 6, 2010 at 3:18 AM Comments comments (0)
By "The Mouth," Rogue MMA Commentator

It's ten at night, you're settled on the couch with a beer in one hand, the remote in another.  You're watching Grey's... err, I mean Man vs. Nature, and from outside you hear a loud screeching sound followed by a voluminous crash.  It doesn't matter how comfortable you are (nor how many bee...
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MMA 'aint Just For Sweaty Dudes Anymore!

Posted by Mark Figula on October 1, 2010 at 1:54 PM Comments comments (3)

By "The Mouth," Rogue MMA Commentator


Remember the good ol' days when you sat around the not-yet-HD TV, watched Royce Gracie in his gi, kicking the living sh%t out of some big, bad, underskilled dude?  It was you, 12 beers, a ratty couch, and ten of your best mates fist bumping and experiencing what I like to call: "A Brovent."


This is 2010, though and now a girl ...

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