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TUF 12 Finale Afterthoughts

Posted by Mark Figula on December 2, 2010 at 2:00 AM

By "The Mouth," Rogue MMA Commentator 

Another TUF 12 season is in the books and I'm left wondering what the heck I'm going to do with myself on Wednesday nights.  My short list includes: making pottery with my feet, going to MMA forums and calling people stupid (that's what they are for, right?), beginning a career in competition eating, and becoming a sparkly vampire.

That's enough about me, though.  Let's look take a look at a few things that came to light in this season's finale:

  • Little Asian dudes are way too nice to their dueschbag teammates.  They are also way better fighters that they look.  I mean, seriously, you meet Nam Phan in a dark alley and you...?  I laugh and tell him I'm going to bone his girlfriend and then proceed to get bitch slapped by him.  He's such a nice guy, he'll probably help me up after he wipes the floor with me too!
  • Speaking of that little Asian dude... Did his punk ass team really think it was some monumental discovery to bust in on him in the shower.  Even if he was partaking in a little "me time," name one other fighter there who didn't.  All those weeks alone like they are in some fancy prison with pool tables and once a week they get to look at this:
  • Jonathan Brookins may be the most mellow, cool dude in UFC history.  Seriously, every time that guy waxes philosophical, I feel like the boorish, uncouth, ass hole that I am by comparison.
  • Mr. Koscheck needs to follow his own advice.  "Hard work does pay off" and "Guys should point the fingers at themselves."  Hey Josh, maybe you should point the finger at you when you hear your guys complain about the quality of the coaching they got.  Or how about when GSP's team is still working hard before the finale and you're guys are having to figure out what to do with themselves?  They came there to learn.  It was your job to teach them and bring in other guys who could as well.  I will, however, say that you never know what the complete real deal is in these things after the editing takes place.  So I'll give Kos that one caveat. 

We await the final fight between Jonathan Brookins and Michael Johnson now.  I'm thinking we might have a real good one on our hands and, certainly, we have two of the most deserving fighters to be there.  In the words of the gospel, John Mccarthy 1:123, "Let's get it on."


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Reply SteveFicca
2:25 PM on December 2, 2010 
war brookins! lol
Reply Albert Bell
12:08 PM on December 2, 2010 
That's funny about the "anti-Diaz." He does have an interesting way of speaking. When you hear the way he talks, you don't expect such intelligence out of him. I'm rooting for him in the final.
Reply Bill Griffiths
8:57 AM on December 2, 2010 
Johnathan Brookins is the anti-Diaz! Sounds like both Diaz brothers, talks like them, even has the same mannerisms.... yet he is yin to their yang! This was actually a decent season of fights. Kos is a horrible coach!