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It's Official... The UFC Has Purchased Monster Island (Lesnar vs. Overeem Announced!)

Posted by Mark Figula on September 6, 2011 at 4:20 PM

By "The Mouth," Rogue MMA Commentator

It has been a big year for the UFC!  First they buy out Strikeforce - the only real competitor on the block.  Next, they pen a deal with Fox - making Republicans around The States even more sure that their news is the best.  Now this...  They have purchased Monster Island!  It was an epic move designed to save Tokyo from another disaster by keeping the beasts out of the city streets and in a cage where they can do no collateral damage. 

"What the &Üc@ are you talking about, Mr. The Mouth?" you say?

Former Strikeforce heavyweight champion Alistair Overeem will make his UFC debut on Dec. 30 when he squares off against the returning Brock Lesnar at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas.

The two most beastly heavyweights in the UFC will finally face off and throw all manner of bombs at one another.  The match up should be a stellar one and a great way to end a great year for the UFC.  I am willing to bet viewership numbers make a run at breaking some MMA records.  Sweetening the pot is the further announcement that the winner will get the winner of the Dos Santos - Velasquez fight.  It may not be quite the line up Alistair called for in his exclusive interview with The Mouth of MMA, but it sure is in the spirit of it.  Who knows... If "The Reem" wins and so does Cain, he will get his match-up anyway.

Currently the rest of the card hasn't been fleshed out.  More to come...


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